I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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