and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I lost the right to judge tonight
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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