people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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