PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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