Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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