It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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