yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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