We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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