Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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