I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
bring money and cleavage
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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