I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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