I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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