I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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