I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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