what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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