The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We won't sleep together?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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