i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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