hell yes lets make some ravioli
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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