Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she smelled like a LAN party
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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