Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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