ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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