she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my liver is dry heaving
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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