You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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