It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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