Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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