the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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