whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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