so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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