so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
no. you can't hotbox the world.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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