she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
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He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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