God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
try to milk me bitch
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize