Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I had to cum in my sink.
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