Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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