Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the condom got lost in my hair
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I believe in your delicious
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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