Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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