I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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