Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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