with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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