pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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