It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
there was a trapeze. enough said
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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