I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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