the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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