Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Vodka?
Forever.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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