Having a random hookup so left but love u
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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