have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I intend to get homeless drunk
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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