tell your sister to shave her snatch
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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