i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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