the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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