i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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