Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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