I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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